noveltyatbest:

seconddoubt:

Boybands will be like “i know a spot” and then take you to the woods to sacrifice you to the devil, only you’re not a virgin so now you get to eat them

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theyweretombmates:

thinking about this here canal village in the netherlands

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wodneswynn:

wodneswynn:

I love how weasels are vicious, bloodthirsty predators and they look like this

That face does not say “I want to eat your chickens.”  That face says “I have quests and you can recruit me as a companion if you do enough of them”

G-d’s design team really crushed it on the weasel, honestly

(via randomrockernerd)

sawasawako-archived:

[text ID: a tweet by @rhododaktulos that reads, ““my child is completely fine” your child’s favourite trope is found family”]

mirage358:

kyraneko:

kyraneko:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

tell me something nice

if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that they are being studied for their ability to clean up tainted industrial sites. it’s called mycoremediation.

if you do this with edible mushrooms, they are no longer technically edible, but on the other hand they make a great way to poison your enemies. this is called murder and it’s usually frowned upon, but they won’t see it coming and you get bragging rights afterwards about your ability to kill people with a pizza topping.

Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.

I love everything about mycoremediation, but also

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vegancottagecore:

i need!!! to be in the forest. run my hand through a little stream. climb over a fallen tree…maybe sit down on a stone and forget about society for a bit

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